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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Rt Hon
Wibble
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
information theory
Santa Claus
plastic pollution
electrical engineering
chronic alcoholism
renewable energy
hair loss
squirrels
taxation
theoretical linguistics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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