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I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Miss
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random pathetic excuse
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quantum physics
Bitcoin
bank interest rates
plastic pollution
smart home gadgetry
the Monty Hall problem
black holes
pedicures
hair loss
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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