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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Zeus
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
metallurgy
this amazing sponge recipe
HDMI cables
antibiotic resistant bacteria
Santa Claus
artificial intelligence
famous authors of the nineteenth century
...foreign policy
climate change
high speed rail
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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