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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Ziggy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
the neighbour's hedge
voting demographics
information theory
the history of
self-driving cars
Donald Trump
alien life
politics
Brexit
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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