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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet goldfish 🐠 Jenkins about …

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the neighbour's hedge the Monty Hall problem Buddha renewable energy the Easter bunny peace in the Middle East amazing investment opportunities the surveillance state metallurgy the ageing population

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