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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Professor
Cuddles
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the heat death of the universe
yoga
peace in the Middle East
molecular biology
modern cryptography
socialism
fairies
electrical engineering
climate change
information theory
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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