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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Luna
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the Kama Sutra
peace in the Middle East
the war on drugs
yoga
politics
plastic pollution
black holes
the Easter bunny
ancient Greek mythology
the ageing population
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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