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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet goldfish 🐠 Coco about …

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the influence of the Mafia trigonometry the Kama Sutra smart home gadgetry the heat death of the universe Game of Thrones ...sentient creatures antibiotic resistant bacteria the birds and the bees airport flight paths

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