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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie about …

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Richard Dawkins Game of Thrones handbags the birds and the bees my use of offensive language the merits of pineapple on pizza squirrels how to make decent pastry the neighbour's hedge black holes

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