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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Poppy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
antibiotic resistant bacteria
Latin poetry
alien life
mineralogy
peace in the Middle East
Brexit
artificial intelligence
socialism
high speed rail
taxation
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.