Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort about …

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socialism self-driving cars the Monty Hall problem discrete mathematics hair loss modern cryptography the influence of the Mafia Bitcoin the merits of pineapple on pizza politics

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