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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles about …

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peace in the Middle East the ageing population handbags Brexit ...sentient creatures climate change the history of how to make decent pastry the neighbour's hedge antibiotic resistant bacteria

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