Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles about …

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mineralogy Santa Claus ...foreign policy the Monty Hall problem building regulations renewable energy frisbees the war on drugs my use of offensive language the heat death of the universe

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