Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles about …

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the merits of pineapple on pizza fairies amazing investment opportunities earthquakes the war on drugs this amazing sponge recipe electrical engineering alien life theoretical linguistics chronic alcoholism

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