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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
goldfish 🐠
Trotsky
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ancient Greek mythology
peace in the Middle East
hair loss
airport flight paths
the merits of pineapple on pizza
biodiversity
...sentient creatures
black holes
feminism
mineralogy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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