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I was talking to my pet
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Luke Skywalker
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random pathetic excuse
astrophysics
handbags
bank interest rates
the ageing population
this amazing sponge recipe
fairies
...foreign policy
mineralogy
peace in the Middle East
Richard Dawkins
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