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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Princess
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
information theory
fashion
taxation
building regulations
earthquakes
chronic alcoholism
wildfires
bank interest rates
plastic pollution
airport flight paths
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.