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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Piper
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the influence of the Mafia
Donald Trump
prison overpopulation
politics
smart home gadgetry
Latin poetry
...sentient creatures
electrical engineering
skiing technique
earthquakes
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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