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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Piper
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
mineralogy
taxation
the history of
this amazing sponge recipe
theoretical linguistics
renewable energy
the neighbour's hedge
public relations
high speed rail
Brexit
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.