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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parrot 🦜 Piper about …

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theoretical linguistics the merits of pineapple on pizza ...sentient creatures the birds and the bees plastic pollution famous authors of the nineteenth century feminism high speed rail politics the heat death of the universe

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