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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Dixie
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
...foreign policy
bank interest rates
this amazing sponge recipe
Buddha
artificial intelligence
prison overpopulation
astrophysics
plastic pollution
self-driving cars
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.