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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Geoffrey
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
socialism
plastic pollution
...foreign policy
prison overpopulation
...sentient creatures
HDMI cables
smart home gadgetry
bank interest rates
game theory
artificial intelligence
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.