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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Maya
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
wildfires
equal rights
the ageing population
hair loss
biodiversity
the history of
...foreign policy
plastic pollution
prison overpopulation
Donald Trump
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.