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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Squishy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
black holes
wildfires
pedicures
the birds and the bees
building regulations
molecular biology
bank interest rates
Santa Claus
frisbees
the surveillance state
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.