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I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Professor
Sparkles
about
the history of
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Eritrean
Zimbabwean
Palestinian
Azerbaijani
Estonian
Burkinan
Dutch
Lao
Bangladeshi
Hong Konger
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.