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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles about …

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equal rights the merits of pineapple on pizza my use of offensive language the war on drugs hair loss ...sentient creatures antibiotic resistant bacteria metallurgy voting demographics taxation

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