Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles about …

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astrophysics peace in the Middle East alien life fairies the neighbour's hedge this amazing sponge recipe wildfires the birds and the bees biodiversity the heat death of the universe

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