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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Miss
Cuddles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the influence of the Mafia
public relations
peace in the Middle East
electrical engineering
bank interest rates
metallurgy
Brexit
astrophysics
cytology
pedicures
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.