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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Mrs
Cuddles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
HDMI cables
chronic alcoholism
cytology
hair loss
public relations
the Easter bunny
the history of
the surveillance state
information theory
...foreign policy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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