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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Mrs
Cuddles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
quantum physics
building regulations
yoga
Bitcoin
handbags
public relations
Latin poetry
Game of Thrones
cytology
the Easter bunny
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Dan
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