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I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Coco
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
squirrels
the birds and the bees
bank interest rates
the influence of the Mafia
equal rights
ancient Greek mythology
building regulations
theoretical linguistics
Donald Trump
HDMI cables
Privacy policy
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