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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Ms
Stink
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the ageing population
biodiversity
prison overpopulation
public relations
black holes
Game of Thrones
game theory
fairies
Buddha
mineralogy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.