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I was talking to my pet
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Charlie
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mineralogy
Buddha
the influence of the Mafia
yoga
the ageing population
wildfires
smart home gadgetry
taxation
fluid dynamics
quantum physics
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