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I was talking to my pet
parrot 🦜
Trotsky
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Game of Thrones
the influence of the Mafia
chronic alcoholism
smart home gadgetry
plastic pollution
taxation
quantum physics
high speed rail
feminism
wildfires
Privacy policy
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Dan
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