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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky about …

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antibiotic resistant bacteria the Kama Sutra the heat death of the universe the neighbour's hedge fluid dynamics amazing investment opportunities self-driving cars Bitcoin my use of offensive language chronic alcoholism

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