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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet parrot 🦜 Spock about …

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black holes smart home gadgetry the influence of the Mafia the history of famous authors of the nineteenth century Santa Claus equal rights plastic pollution the heat death of the universe ...sentient creatures

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