Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Sugar about …

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the Easter bunny airport flight paths electrical engineering the Monty Hall problem the Kama Sutra the history of alien life Buddha chronic alcoholism the merits of pineapple on pizza

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