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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Minnie about …

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self-driving cars the Monty Hall problem theoretical linguistics democracy the merits of pineapple on pizza antibiotic resistant bacteria ...foreign policy Game of Thrones the ageing population feminism

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