Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Minnie about …

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handbags ...foreign policy Santa Claus the Kama Sutra the neighbour's hedge climate change the heat death of the universe plastic pollution frisbees squirrels

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