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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Peanut about …

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the Monty Hall problem the ageing population famous authors of the nineteenth century the Easter bunny the heat death of the universe discrete mathematics Brexit trigonometry Richard Dawkins building regulations

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