Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Sparky about …

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the heat death of the universe artificial intelligence molecular biology pedicures smart home gadgetry ...sentient creatures building regulations biodiversity prison overpopulation my use of offensive language

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