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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble about …

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modern cryptography theoretical linguistics my use of offensive language the Monty Hall problem the neighbour's hedge prison overpopulation the birds and the bees this amazing sponge recipe the heat death of the universe socialism

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