Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble about …

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Santa Claus mineralogy this amazing sponge recipe politics self-driving cars the heat death of the universe handbags the merits of pineapple on pizza the Kama Sutra socialism

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