Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Zeus about …

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prison overpopulation alien life the merits of pineapple on pizza modern cryptography self-driving cars cytology Brexit ...sentient creatures this amazing sponge recipe the heat death of the universe

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