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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Rufus
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
trigonometry
earthquakes
bank interest rates
chronic alcoholism
squirrels
my use of offensive language
the history of
peace in the Middle East
quantum physics
equal rights
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.