Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Thor about …

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the heat death of the universe lyme disease Latin poetry the ageing population hair loss the Kama Sutra Brexit Santa Claus the merits of pineapple on pizza plastic pollution

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