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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Snort about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

biodiversity astrophysics ...sentient creatures lyme disease my use of offensive language the birds and the bees artificial intelligence the heat death of the universe Santa Claus renewable energy

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