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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Ziggy
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
Buddha
the Kama Sutra
information theory
modern cryptography
socialism
the ageing population
my use of offensive language
...foreign policy
bank interest rates
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.