Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the birds and the bees HDMI cables the heat death of the universe fairies the Monty Hall problem antibiotic resistant bacteria yoga democracy public relations the war on drugs

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