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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Mrs
Cuddles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
chronic alcoholism
ancient Greek mythology
the Kama Sutra
amazing investment opportunities
democracy
wildfires
information theory
mineralogy
neuroanatomy
prison overpopulation
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.