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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Millie
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the heat death of the universe
alien life
...sentient creatures
Richard Dawkins
pedicures
feminism
hair loss
the Easter bunny
wildfires
theoretical linguistics
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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