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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Daisy
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
squirrels
black holes
hair loss
modern cryptography
metallurgy
...foreign policy
the history of
the ageing population
handbags
fluid dynamics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.