Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink about …

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...foreign policy high speed rail famous authors of the nineteenth century lyme disease the Monty Hall problem my use of offensive language the war on drugs information theory squirrels theoretical linguistics

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