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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Mr
Stink
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
modern cryptography
the influence of the Mafia
Richard Dawkins
the history of
lyme disease
information theory
the merits of pineapple on pizza
pedicures
Santa Claus
biodiversity
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.