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I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Poppy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mineralogy
...foreign policy
high speed rail
alien life
the Kama Sutra
trigonometry
politics
this amazing sponge recipe
pedicures
the history of
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.